“Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying ‘parody’ will be permanently suspended,” Musk tweeted, explaining that the company “previously … issued a warning before suspension, but now that [they] are rolling out widespread verification, there will be no warning. This will be clearly identified as a condition for signing up to Twitter Blue.”

Gareth Bale earned every penny of his $1.6 million contract with LAFC in one impressive leap and one flick of his head.

Bale, a world-class forward who has played for the likes of Real Madrid and Tottenham Hotspur, had only played in 12 matches and scored just two goals since signing with LAFC in June. He hadn’t stepped foot on the field during a game in more than a month when he entered the MLS Cup Final on Saturday in the 97th minute for star forward Carlos Vela and cemented his spot as an LAFC legend.